| Top Ten Funniest Lines From STAR TREK |
| 10 |
The Doctor: "By the way, Denara, I find myself romantically attracted to you and was wondering if you felt the same way." |
| 9 |
Dax: "She punched out Lancelot!" Kira: "He kissed me!" Dax: "He's supposed to kiss you!" Kira: "But I was playing a married woman!" |
| 8 |
Col. West: "Quite frankly, sir, we can clean their chronometers." |
| 7 |
Spock: "Were we having a good time?" |
| 6 |
Bashir: "You wish Keiko were a man?" |
| 5 |
Odo: "[Chief O'Brien sings] Ancient Earth sea shanties. He's particularly fond of one called 'Louie Louie.'" |
| 4 |
Kasidy Yates: "What's that supposed to mean?" |
| 3 |
Q: "What is this, the Ship of the Valkyries?" |
| 2 |
Worf: "I WILL NOT PLAY THE FOOL FOR Q'S AMUSEMENT!" |
| 1 |
Data: "Oh sh#t!" |
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