Random Love Hina Fan fiction Bites.

By: Daimyo Shi

This style of Fan-fiction seems to have been developed by Mr. Talon. Simply this is what happens when I try to fight writers' block.

I don't own Love Hina. Hey if Keitaro wants Naru, he can have her! Personally it only proves that he has no taste at all! How the man can resist Mutsumi and her charms shall baffle me to the end of my days.

(thoughts)

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Keitaro, Daimyo Shi and Talon are sitting around the table in Keitaro's room drinking Bubble Tea.

"Daimyo Shi, I can't believe you bought a Bubble Tea set up for Hinata Sou, that must have cost a lot of money." says Keitaro as he sips on his Strawberry Bubble Tea.

"How could I not, I took Motoko for one, and she loved it." replies Daimyo Shi sipping on his own Green Apple.

"Does everything you buy have something to do with Motoko?" says Talon with a sly smile.

" . . . Well . . . No, of course not." says Daimyo Shi.

"Yeah, just every second thing." says Keitaro.

"I se they come out with another OVA series for Tenchi Muyo." remarks Talon in an effort to move from the current line of questioning and the problems it could cause..

"Yeah, Ryoko is Hot!" says Keitaro. "I can't figure out why, Tenchi doesn't take her as his wife."

Both Talon and Daimyo Shi break out laughing.

Keitaro looks at them both, with a puzzled expression. "What is so funny?"

"You, complaining about Tenchi not taking Ryoko as his wife." says Daimyo Shi trying to control his laughter.

"Why? I don't understand." says Keitaro.

"Never mind." says Talon as he waves off Keitaro. "Anyway, there is nothing wrong with Ayeka."

Daimyo Shi laughs. "Come on she is a stuck up, arrogant Bitch."

"So is Ryoko just in a slightly different way." counters Talon with a Chuckle

"You like Ryoko too, Daimyo Shi." asks Keitaro.

"Hai, Keitaro I think she is the best pick for Tenchi. She has spirit!" says Daimyo Shi.

There is a Knock at Keitaro's door.

"Come in." says Keitaro.

Kanako opens the door and is carrying a tray with sushi and sashimi. Kanako is dressed in a sleeveless blouse and a knee length skirt. Surprisingly both are blood red rather than her ususal Black.

"I brought you and your friends a snack." says Kanako with a smile.

"Thank you, Kanako-chan." replies Keitaro.

"Salmon, my favourite, thank you, Kanako." says Daimyo Shi as he grabs a piece with the Chopsticks.

"What are you guys talking about?" asks Kanako.

"Oh about what girl Tenchi should marry on Tenchi Muyo." says Talon as he takes up a pair of chopsticks.

"Really? Well, he should take Ryoko, she is Yummy!" remarks Kanako.

Keitaro, Daimyo Shi and Talon all blink twice.

"Well, Keitaro and I agree but Talon figures that it should be Ayeka." replies Daimyo Shi.

"Well it to be expected from Talon." remarks Kanako.

"Hey what do you mean by that?" Replies Talon bitterly.

"You never do pick the right person do you? I think not." replies a smirking Keitaro.

"Well . . . Neither do you." says Talon

"Whatever, you Keitaro wannabe." smirks Kanako.

"Hey what do you mean by that?" says Talon.

"I mean you clearly want to be my Onii-chan." remarks Kanako.

"Boy does that open up a long list of jokes." laughs Daimyo Shi.

"Really? Like?" asks Kanako.

"Well since he doesn't like Naru it means he would have a choice of all the other girls around here, even you, Kanako-chan" says Daimyo Shi with a Smirk.

"Hey! At least I don't wonder about Yaoi endings to scenes. (1)" shoots back Talon.

"Hey, that was a cheap shot." says Daimyo Shi crossly.

"You like Yaoi?" asks Keitaro.

"Of course not! It was a joke to bother Talon at the time." says Daimyo Shi defensively.

"Yaoi is terrible stuff." says Kanako with a look of distasted.

"Is that stuff you write about Motoko and Kanako, Yaoi?" asks Keitaro to Talon.

"No, of course not Yaoi is only Guy on guy." replies Talon.

"I said it before, and I will say it again I would never sleep with a smelly tom-boy like Motoko." says Kanako flatly.

"Well I seem to recall the last time you said that you got smashed into a wall." says Daimyo Shi.

"Still regardless, there is nothing Wrong with Girl on Girl." says Talon.

"Agreed." replies Kanako.

"Kanako-chan, uh . . . but you are a girl." says Keitaro.

"I am open-minded kind of girl and I am sure these two Hentai would like to watch me do it." says Kanako.

"Hey, we are not like that." says Talon "Are we?" Talon looks at Daimyo Shi sipping on his Bubble tea holding a wooden sigh like Genma Saotome does in his panda form on which in Japanese is the words 'Guilty as Charged'

Talon Sweat drops.

"Well, that was interesting." says Keitaro as he reaches for some tuna.

"Hey Keitaro, I am glad to see you finally have some taste in women, but is that a little kinky for a first date?" calls Talon.

"Talon-kun!" shouts Mutsumi as she lets go of both Keitaro and Daimyo Shi. Mutsumi runs towards talon.

"Huh?" says Talon before he begins to run way in terror.

"Well that was a lucky break." says Keitaro. Keitaro sees Daimyo Shi sulking. "Hey, what wrong?"

"Nothing." says Daimyo Shi getting up from the ground.

"Nothing, ne? You look unhappy, don't tell me you were looking forward to Mutsumi taking you? What she you second choice after Motoko?"

"Hai, and if you tell a soul, I WILL KILL YOU! Should I live long enough that is." says Daimyo Shi.

"Hai, don't worry I have no intention of telling anyone. Should we make some effort to save Talon?" asks Keitaro.

"Eii, why bother, one of them will faint before anything serous happens." says Daimyo Shi.

"I bet 50000 Yen that Talon goes first." says Keitaro with a smirk.

"Do I Look like a Sucker Keitaro, you have to give me such good odds on Mutsumi for me to take such a foolish bet." replies Daimyo Shi.

"Hahahahaha, anyway we still have our own problems what shall we do?"

"I am not sure." Says Daimyo Shi.

"This 'Dawn of The Empire' Set is so cool!" says Kanako

"Kakita is so Kawaii!" says Shinobu.

"Is it just me or is odd that Lady Doji can likely take her husband in a duel." asks Motoko.

"Well she is the Kami of the Crane Clan, so she going to be good." says Daimyo Shi.

"She going to rock in my Crane open style Political Deck." says Motoko with a smirk.

"Hai, Motoko-chan, however my Hida shall stomp all over your foolish courtiers!" smirks Kanako.

"I think Bayushi-kun is the best Kami." says Shinobu.

"I knew you were a Closet Scorpion Shinobu. After all given you play that weird political duelling Dragon deck you made." says Motoko.

"Daimyo Shi, you think it will be hard to get this here in Japan?" asks Kanako.

"Nah, not problem I just have to the set order to my friend in Vancouver and he will express them to us." Replies Daimyo Shi.

"Cool!" says Shinobu.

"Come in." Says Su from beyond the door.

Daimyo Shi opens the door and walks in, Su is on the ground working on her mecha Tama-chan mark VII.

"Hello Su-chan how are you?" asks Daimyo Shi.

"Su is fine. How are you?" asks Su

"I am not bad. Su we are going to have a party for Kanako-chan, will you come?"

"Kanako isn't very nice she threw away a lot of my stuff." says Su.

"I know but we are trying to be nicer to her and she will nicer to everyone else." says Daimyo Shi.

"Well if you think it will work, Su will come." replies Su.

"Thank you Su-chan, have a good day and don't blow up Hinata Sou with that thing."

"Hai" replies Su.

Meanwhile in Keitaro's room he sitting at his table flicking water on to the Black foil paper on the package that he bought for Kanako. Every drop disappears as soon as it touches the paper.

(I don't understand how this can work.) thinks Keitaro. Much bolder now Keitaro pours the remainder of the water on the package and it too disappears as soon as it touches the paper.

(Damn, it must be magic, But magic isn't real is it?) thinks Keitaro.

Notes:

(1) See the Second Chapter of Shinobu's Wish for the source of this comment.

Japanese Terms

nani: What

Hai yes

Fuku A Female student's Uniform, the classic Sailor suit.

Onii-chan: Big brother

-chan, honorific means small or little often used between parents and children, sometime between friends can be use between lovers too.

-kun, Sort of a male version of Chan but more masculine often used between friends Shi and older people to boys that they know. Kei-kun is a favourite of Mutsumi for Keitaro.

San is Mister or Miss, a polite way to address an inferior or an equal. Note that both this and sama are used with a family name which in Japan comes first

Senpei: senior [student]

Hentai = Pervert